This high spirit is in high spirits
Gotta find something to do
Already slimed the card catalogs
With ectoplasmic residue

Can't wait to see the mortals reacting
To my symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking

Picture it, Philedelphia
1947
Fantastic phantasms
Stacking books up to Heaven

Can't wait to see the mortals reacting
To my symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking

Got an itchin' for some bitchin' fiction
Make a tower out of telekinesis
Cause no human being
Would ever stack books like this

Can't wait to see the mortals reacting
To my symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't wait to see the mortals reacting
To my symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking
Symmetrical book stacking

Sitting alone at the bar
Sipping beer number three
I wanna dance with somebody
Who's gonna dance with me

I see her walk in the door
That's when my jaw hits the floor
I start to do my moonwalk
Ah yeah, she's not buying it

She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't like my Running Man
And I don't have a chance

She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't want romance
She doesn't give a fuck
About my MC Hammer pants

I'm sitting back at the bar
Waiting for my song
They play another Foghat medley
It's almost 12 minutes long

I'mt gonna try it again
I start to do my thing
Bust out my Roger Rabbit
Oh, she doesn't give a shit

She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't like my Running Man
And I don't have a chance

She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't want romance
She doesn't give a fuck
About my MC Hammer pants

Play that funky beat, DJ

Looking good today
She's looking good in every way
Hanging in a Buffalo Stance
Won't even give me a second glance

And then a song came on
Pop and lock till the break o' dawn
It's a silky groove
Now step back while I bust a move

I'm dancing by myself
Cause I really wanna dance
I'm busting out my Running Man
I'm oozing out romance

I'm dancing all alone
To some Frank Stallone
Who's not a bad musician
So please leave him alone

She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't wanna dance
She doesn't like my Running Man
I don't have a chance

I really wanna dance
I really wanna dance
I just want to try out these
My MC Hammer pants

Proper

Got a bag of B-movies and a million beers
At my last stop and the place went nuclear
All I wanted was to grab a square pizza
Now my night's been fucked up by these dudes from the East-a

The walls are crumbling
From all this rumbling
Cause there's big trouble in
Little Caesars

Need some party food; didn't mean to end up dead
But Lo-Pan's back and he's crazier than my Crazy Bread
He brought his three Storms -- Thunder, Lightening, & Rain
I should find the manager so I can complain

The walls are crumbling
From all this rumbling
Cause there's big trouble in
Little Caesars

Thunder, thunder
Lightning, lightning
Rain, rain
Pizza, pizza

The roof is falling down like plaster confetti
I guess their pizza order wasn't Hot N Ready
I don't like my parlors with this much Tae-Kwon-Do
Eh, I guess I'll just buy something from Domino's

The walls are crumbling
From all this rumbling
Cause there's big trouble in
Little Caesars
Cause there's big trouble in
Little Caesars

Feeling down
Going shopping
For cassettes
The prices dropping

At the food court they're all staring
At my new jacket, but I ain't caring

Every time I go out to the mall
I'm always rocking
Bring some money; gonna spend it all
I ain't stopping

I just need to get to Tape World
So I can flirt with the cashier girl
I hope she don't judge when she sees the tapes that I am buying

At the fucking mall

The neon
The signage
Munching down
On some grindage

I saw some nerds at the book store
And I stared them down cause I am so hardcore

I feel like I am ten feet tall
When I'm at Hot Topic
Do you have this in extra small?
Jaws are dropping

I just need to get to Tape World
So I can flirt with the cashier girl
I hope she don't judge
When she sees the tapes that I am buying..

At the fucking mall

Spencers, Gadzooks
I don't need anything from you

Arcade, pretzel
I can live without you too

I remember the first time I saw you
(Macys, Penneys)
You know, under the stairs
Where the goth kids smoke cigarettes
(See you when I'm 52)
I walked right up to you
(Tape World, cashier girl)
Got down on my knees and said
(I'm gonna marry you)

Marry you
(Marry you)

I wanna marry you
(Marry you)

I wanna marry you
(Marry you)